A baby pusher. You know? The roly baby times.

i got big plans for this _____.

(insert word of choice and speak aloud in a fake 1940's male yankee accent)

I write tomato, you write tomato

I'm waiting for proof that jellyfish are NOT aliens

Revisiting and old question...

What color/shade do blind people see?

"jimmy finaly got that lobotomy he's been talking about getting for so long."

"good for him."

The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power.

I can't stand the nobles in constantinople

...,but im not your gandmother.

please fill in the beginning of the sentence.

do mailmen ever deliver their own mail? and if they do, do they put it in their mailbox or just open the door and throw it on the floor or something?

I did a controlled barrel roll while sleding down a hill the other night at 3 am. Then I did it again but flipped the board while I was upside-down. It was possibly the coolest moment of my life.

Leif Garrett Part 2

How to ask a girl/boy for his/her number. --Series #1

I use this

followed by me yelling "raise you right hand if you will give me you number."

For $250 would you...?: Series 1

...eat a dead hamster wrapped in a kraft single?

What was so great about Leif Garrett anyway?