Bob Ross had a son who, according to his dad, painted the best mountains in the industry. Can you think of any better compliment from a man who is both your father and the leading artist in his field?

There is someone at the door, Jim. And it aint your mama.

Werewolf

"Were" = magic and scary creature
"x" = any kind of mean animal
"y" = conditions under which said person becomes scary half-animal


Conclusion:

Were"x" =[(said person)( x)] / [(y)(1.0)]


Example:

Werewolf = [(man)(wolf)] / [(full moon)(1.0)]

Children like puppets, for some reason.