Notion?

2009-11-06T11:54:00.000-08:00

A baby pusher. You know? The roly baby times.

2008-06-03T17:43:00.000-07:00

i got big plans for this _____.

(insert word of choice and speak aloud in a fake 1940's male yankee accent)

2007-10-23T10:50:00.000-07:00

I write tomato, you write tomato

2007-10-02T06:40:00.000-07:00

I'm waiting for proof that jellyfish are NOT aliens

2007-09-11T08:31:00.000-07:00

Revisiting and old question...

What color/shade do blind people see?

2007-08-15T15:59:00.000-07:00

"jimmy finaly got that lobotomy he's been talking about getting for so long."

"good for him."

2007-06-11T13:38:00.001-07:00

The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power.

2007-06-08T07:25:00.000-07:00

I can't stand the nobles in constantinople

2007-04-06T12:34:00.000-07:00

...,but im not your gandmother.

please fill in the beginning of the sentence.

2007-03-12T10:19:00.000-07:00

do mailmen ever deliver their own mail? and if they do, do they put it in their mailbox or just open the door and throw it on the floor or something?

2007-02-28T11:19:00.000-08:00

I did a controlled barrel roll while sleding down a hill the other night at 3 am. Then I did it again but flipped the board while I was upside-down. It was possibly the coolest moment of my life.

2007-02-20T06:27:00.000-08:00

Leif Garrett Part 2

2007-02-19T15:46:00.000-08:00

How to ask a girl/boy for his/her number. --Series #1

I use this

followed by me yelling "raise you right hand if you will give me you number."

2007-02-12T13:46:00.000-08:00

For $250 would you...?: Series 1

...eat a dead hamster wrapped in a kraft single?

2007-02-08T16:13:00.000-08:00

What was so great about Leif Garrett anyway?

2007-01-28T17:28:00.000-08:00

dude, did you just throw up?

well, i definitely lost something on that...

2007-01-22T11:49:00.000-08:00

I belive that was this moose, Jason Hernandez. I also believe he said "I appreciate that you placed a moose as the first animal in the list, Trey."

2007-01-18T22:13:00.000-08:00

Animal Series 2:

can i get a translation?

*this is post is more accessible if you listen to jazz while experiencing it

2007-01-11T13:13:00.000-08:00

Animal Series 1:

A moose, a turkey, a salmon
A condor, a buffalo, a jaguar

2007-01-05T11:19:00.000-08:00

my name is esteban--but most people call me "harry" or "smelly".

2006-12-12T14:09:00.000-08:00

i dont give a damn about you and your picnic. okay? shut up kid.

we're having a picnic!

shut up kid.

2006-11-28T14:56:00.000-08:00

Five seperate phrases found in the Times, put together

And the hordes of children,
environmentally enthusiastic
wonder whether the weather
and the weight of his burden
was maybe a little too commanding.

2006-11-28T14:51:00.000-08:00

One time I read a book--
The protagonist was fat
and sick of me. His
girl was pretty but her
bladder was always full.

2006-10-22T19:39:00.000-07:00

Hang in there pinky toe nail. You've made it this far and there's alot to be said for that.

2006-10-06T13:54:00.000-07:00

Footage provided by Penny Lane
Montage by Trey Barth and Eve-Lauryn LaFountain

2006-10-05T12:46:00.000-07:00

Three Poems By Joshua Beckman

The air is always there
and my fan
knows just what to do with it.

Sun off the heads of a thousand cars
and one white van in a ditch
with sun shining off it too.

Some man on bicycle
playing his radio.
What world doesn't he rule.

2006-10-01T21:28:00.000-07:00

fuck elbows!

2006-09-11T18:46:00.000-07:00

elbows are alot luckier than knees

2006-09-06T18:30:00.000-07:00

Auspicious it may be.
Call them credulous, yet its nature is still sacred to many
It is awake, sleeping, and dreaming—of course
Uttered before a special recitation, after too
The dirt on the ground, the air we breathe, and sky above
A circle in your hand, a cross in your feet
Migratory in the draft, made stagnant in the bend and bow of ink.

2006-09-02T06:26:00.000-07:00

The other fourth-graders tried not to scoff as Vicky rolled down the ramp, her bike alternating quickly between skidding training wheels.

2006-08-29T05:43:00.000-07:00

Bob Ross had a son who, according to his dad, painted the best mountains in the industry. Can you think of any better compliment from a man who is both your father and the leading artist in his field?

2006-08-27T08:08:00.000-07:00

There is someone at the door, Jim. And it aint your mama.

2006-08-24T10:28:00.000-07:00

Werewolf

"Were" = magic and scary creature
"x" = any kind of mean animal
"y" = conditions under which said person becomes scary half-animal

Conclusion:

Were"x" =[(said person)( x)] / [(y)(1.0)]

Example:

Werewolf = [(man)(wolf)] / [(full moon)(1.0)]

2006-08-24T07:37:00.000-07:00

Children like puppets, for some reason.